Well, lets see: What does one talk about when creating their first blog? Hmm . . . maybe I should just take a deep breath and . . . ELEVATE MY FEET! Oh my Lord and Lady I am retaining so much water! I swear my feet and ankles have swelled to ten times there normal width and I have so many shoe bites it looks like I went running through a field of broken glass! *Whimpers* Oh the prices you pay for beauty! Anywayz, so Hullo! Merry meet and welcome to my crazy-ass blog! I hope its entertaining, if not for you, than myself because there's nothing more I'd rather do with my time that blab out dirty little secrets over the internet so that EVERYONE and their mother can see then *sarcasm obviously* Really folks, this is my stress reliever . . . so sit back, relax, and read the soap opera that is Stevie . . . err . . . Sophia. Sophia del Corvino or in English: Sophia of the Ravens.

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